This is no ordinary article.
In this one we are about to explain what happened yesterday.
You see, there was some technical problems with our website: it went down.
And we do apologize for it with all of our heart.
And the reason for this all was an alien invasion, that tried to take away our servers and your low prices!
But, have no fear – as you can see we are back up and running.
And we can assure you that was the last time we will ever go offline.
So thank you for helping us through browsing on our mirror website!
P.S All of the goods are now even lower than before. This is what we call an appreciation benefit.
So hurry up!